rains dicks

An expression used to wish bodily injury on a person for acting like a jerk. WARNING: May also cause psychological harm as well. Also interchangeable with the phrase fall on some dicks

Dang it, Logan is calling me a has-been again!! I hope it rains dicks on him!!

rains dicks by sileightymania March 15, 2009

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Rainy Dick

A soggy micropenis

Look at that rainy dick on general Rain!

Rainy Dick by Catastrophix February 18, 2017

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dick rails

Another name for snake bite piercings. The rings on either side of the bottom lip serve as rails to guide a dick right into your mouth.

Guy: "Hey guys, look at my snake bites!! I'm such a hard ass!!"

Friend: "You mean look at your dick rails. You're such a fag, I bet you can suck a mean dick with those things!!"

Everyone around the conversation: "Hahahahah!!!"

dick rails by ronious October 13, 2009

dick rain dance

An provocative act in which the receiving party shakes their ass in order to arouse a male party to ejaculate all over them.

Man, when Kayne needs the money, he can do a bomb-ass dick rain dance.

dick rain dance by yung_memer_2k16 August 28, 2016

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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