Colorado Raincoat

The act of urinating into someone's hat and then placing it upon their head. Dousing them in your urine, mimiking a downpoar of rain.

"He slowly squeezed his bladder. The urine flow dribbled out his untamed urethra and splashed the hat with it's mighty yellow ferocity. He quickly set the drenched urine soaked headwear upon her soft, conditioned hair.
As she writhes in yellow pleasure the urine slowly drips down her face. Quenching her dry, parched lips.
He slowly took a step back, gazing with pride.

"Textbook Colorado Raincoat!"

by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009

Midget in a raincoat

What your cock looks like two minutes after your blow your load before removing your rubber

Sitting there out of breath after humping her brains out, my wang looked like a midget in a raincoat.

by PilotMike April 3, 2005

Guatamalen Raincoat

A poor substitute for a raincoat or poncho. Often paper grocery bags or plastic garbage bags.

Did you see that homeless woman with the paper bags on?

Yeah dude she has a total Guatamalen Raincoat going on.

by Harry Botter July 7, 2012

putting on a raincoat

wearing a condom during intercourse

He does not want gonorrhea, so he is putting on a raincoat.

by Jizzlander August 11, 2006

fun raincoat

A person who refuses to engage in anything resembling fun, to the ire of many.

Man, this dude is a fun raincoat.

by Sumgyen Pakistan December 27, 2022

Put a raincoat on it

An old way of saying put on a condom if you don't want to impregnate someone.

John: Jack, is...is that YOUR baby your holding?!
Jack: Yeah
John: You didn't put a raincoat on it, did you?
Jack: No

by cpuvcpu December 28, 2011

Memphis Raincoat

When you cover yourself or your partner’s body with plastic wrap before ejaculation for easy cleanup.

My wife put on a Memphis Raincoat when we had sex during her lunch break so she could get back to work on time.

by Yakitasha February 5, 2020