A flash game that consists of a player controlling a physically impaired African-American Olympic track runner, using the letters on a key board Q, W, O, and P, hence the name QWOP. This game is unbeatable and basically created for every player to fail.

Playing this game may cause the following...

-An insatiable need to kill a puppy
-Uncontrollable crying
-Contemplation of Suicide

Play at your own risk.
Me: "Hey dad where's my puppy?"

Dad: "I'm sorry honey...you see...I was playing QWOP and..."

Me: "...."
by hyuuzumania May 26, 2011
(verb) - to stumble or slip with the legs swaying upward.

From the flash game QWOP, where the player controls the legs and gait of an olympic sprinter, with the sprinter stumbles down most of the time with inhuman leg position.
He was so drunk that night that as he gets in the bathtub, he qwopped down and had his skull and limbs fractured.
by 009990 January 11, 2011
QWOP(pronounced KWOP) is a south African olympian runner whos low IQ technically qualifies him as mentally retarded. He is, however, not required to participate in the special olympics. QWOP is known for his persistance. Due to his low IQ, he doesnt have full control of his motor functions, therefore he can usually only move about .5 meters before falling over(source, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWOP). Despite this handicap, QWOP refuses to use a wheel chair. Atleast... thats what we think. QWOP is unable to form coherent sentences, but due to his facial expression(s) it is assumed that he doesnt want a wheel chair.

In 2002, a study by the Pennsylvania state university on QWOP determined that his IQ is comparable to that of a 2 year old... rat.

QWOP has gained a cult following over the years. His people are very supportive. Fans have created a flash game in his honor hosted at Foddy.net. It is used to help mentally retarded people procrastinate.
QWOP is going to win this time!
by capzorz November 19, 2008
A game that seems insanely hard, however it can be won with relative ease by pressing O and W at the beginning so that your runner looks like he's doing the splits, after that press Q and W alternating to move the runner forward; the way he runs will look stupid if you use this strategy and progress will be slow, but it is relatively easy to finish if you use this strategy (however, the hurdle at 50 m can be a little tricky and may take some trial and error to get past).
Guy 1: I just beat QWOP bitches!!!

Guy 2: You must be GOD!

Guy 1: Actually, it only took me a few tries, it's actually not that hard. All you have to do is get QWOP to do the splits and alternate between Q and W, although the hurdle at 50 metres can be a bit tricky.
by TurkTurkleton August 27, 2011
To run in an uncoordinated or silly looking fashion, based off of the flash game QWOP.
Shawna's knees knock together and her arms flail when she runs. She's basically QWOP ing.
by hereitgoes February 25, 2011
To poke someone in the arm or slap them.
"Dude I just Qwop'd you."

Ouch! Why did you QWOP me?"
by Nommers ;) June 26, 2011
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