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Superlative of pwned, gaming vernacular. What happens when one utterly humiliates one's opponent to an extent not thought physically possible. For example, at Magic the Gathering, trashing somebody on turn 3 or earlier thanks to utter skill and/or a miseworthy opening hand is an example of qwnage.

Note - Sometimes it is pronounced "Quoned", but I prefer to think of it as "Quooned."
"I utterly qwned that scrub over there playing Sligh. Heh."
by KHD September 13, 2003
A stronger form of the word pwned and much stronger than owned. This is used when someone has been REALLY owned. I mean, like IRS-taking-taxes-out-of-your-paycheck owned.
I just qwned your ass.
by Sekani January 28, 2003
From the word pwned, that is from the word owned.

Qwned is when you dominate something, someone, usually used in computer games.
I just qwned this n00b. (I just dominated this newbie)
by JayZor December 23, 2006
1338 way of saying pwn. If you say anything but qwned you are only 1336 and need to re-read the entire cs manual.

Emilio and Fort totally qwned <insert nub here> with their tower of death.

I totally qwned the entire team during their eco round.

by Paralys November 09, 2002
The act of having someone so queer they are illegal in San Fransisco come up to you and ask you if you have any used condoms. Then you personally beating him over his huge lisp with a huge block of wood.
Frank just qwned this kid named Sal. Congratulations Sal is now the lowest form of living creature on the earth
by Kyle Zeglen May 11, 2006

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