Qwelch 

A fart from your penis.

Oh shit Cooter Jones just let a Qwelch out.

Qwelch by Capiton caption July 21, 2009

Qwelch 

A fart from your penis.

Oh shit Cotter Jones just Qwelched, that shit smells.

Qwelch by capiton caption July 21, 2009

Qrelchtown, USA 

A historically qrelch township in the Kingdom of York in the Americas in which it holds the record for the most Kleptic events. Most notable for its Garlic Chewing Gum, Toxic Tea, Liquid Ass Nebulizer, Mobilizing drive-thru, the award losing Cropsnitcher Eatery, and the manufacturing hub of Malam Motors.

We out to Qrelchtown, USA? I wanna just Qroop around.

Qrelchtown, USA by Qrooper May 21, 2021

Qrelch 

1. (adj) very unusual, strange, and unacceptable simultaneously.

2. (adj) bad or awkward looking

1. Wearing a carrot costume to work is very qrelch!

2. “Bro you jus said hi and stood there? You jus made the conversation qrelch!”

Qrelch by Qrooper March 16, 2021

quelcher 

1. One who bails on plans with friends at the last minute.

2. Someone who is a scheister

3. One whose pussy makes Juicy noises while walking. Verb quelching or to quelch.

1. Debra quelched all the way home from the store after bartering for a loaf of bread.

2. Give me back my sock full of nickels you quelcher.

3. Doug wouldn't come to the bar with us. He quelched out.

quelcher by Craig W. April 1, 2007

Quelch 

An awkward interaction when two people encounter each other in public. Each person attempts to move out of the other's way but move in the same direction, failing to judge the other's direction of movement. The situation can often result in deadlock whereby the only way to extricate oneself is to vocalise an apology and agree on each person's continued route.

Even though the pavement was empty, I still managed to quelch with an old man.

That was an intense quelch. We eventually had to agree that I would go this way, and she would go that way.

Quelch by btajk May 13, 2018

Quelch 

A quelch is a vaginal burp similar to a queef. A quelch is common among those that sport gunts and frequently suffer from yeast infections. A wet quelch produces a frothy gelatinous discharge that can be used as substitute for bug repellent. The smell of the quelch ranges between that of rotten rutabagas and orangutan feet. If you encounter a quelch immediately flush all exposed orifices and induce vomiting. Elderly quelchs have been know to cause small dust storms in rural areas.

She quelched so hard she ruptured her gunt.

Quelch by Ruprech April 9, 2010