qweef 

pussyfart, vaginal air biscuit, the sound of success

The qweef from her poontang damn near blew my hair off.

qweef by wotongo May 13, 2004

qweef 

(noun); The rush of air eminating from a female's vagina, mimicing the sound of flatulance.

(adj); An offensive description of an unliked individual or object

"When the bitch stood up she let out da biggest qweef I ever heard"

qweef by G December 15, 2003

qweef 

A pusssy fart

Often used as a negative term to clutzy, stupid people

"Josh you fucking qweef, if you drop the bong water in my room im calling sorin on you"

qweef by Gabe "drukqs" October 19, 2005

qweef 

The sound of air passing thru the vaginal tract; sounding like a fart.

It was like a tree that spitted yellow pollen. She qweefed and the world listened.

qweef by Imm September 2, 2005

Qweef 

When a girl farts out of her pussy.

"Ah...yeah...I just qweefed, I was holding that in all day!"

"I accidentally qweefed by Ted today."

"Oh my gawd! I think I just qweefed!"

"Qweefing is tasty and healthy for your pussy juice."

Qweef by Zenechules April 27, 2009

qweef 

When during a woman's climax, her pussy makes a farting sound, often accompanied by lots of cream.

Diana ripped a qweef from her mooshoo, as she exclaimed, "Awwwww Sancho"

qweef by youknowit April 11, 2003

qweef 

the one thing that keeps guys from eating out their girlfriends.

The stank gas that shot into Jeff's face after he licked her clit almost made him pass out.

qweef by James Bourne September 14, 2003