pussyfart, vaginal air biscuit, the sound of success
The qweef from her poontang damn near blew my hair off.
by wotongo May 14, 2004
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(noun); The rush of air eminating from a female's vagina, mimicing the sound of flatulance.

(adj); An offensive description of an unliked individual or object
"When the bitch stood up she let out da biggest qweef I ever heard"
by G December 15, 2003
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A pusssy fart

Often used as a negative term to clutzy, stupid people
"Josh you fucking qweef, if you drop the bong water in my room im calling sorin on you"
by Gabe "drukqs" October 15, 2005
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The sound of air passing thru the vaginal tract; sounding like a fart.
It was like a tree that spitted yellow pollen. She qweefed and the world listened.
by Imm August 9, 2005
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When during a woman's climax, her pussy makes a farting sound, often accompanied by lots of cream.
Diana ripped a qweef from her mooshoo, as she exclaimed, "Awwwww Sancho"
by youknowit April 12, 2003
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the one thing that keeps guys from eating out their girlfriends.
The stank gas that shot into Jeff's face after he licked her clit almost made him pass out.
by James Bourne September 15, 2003
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The sensational farting sound that comes out of a female's cooch and turns a male on wildly!
Jane has a qweef and John goes wow!!
by Ivana Humpalot March 13, 2005
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