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qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl

You are at the peak of boredom. You google random variations of your keyboard layout. You tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,olp
Jason: I’m SO BORED
Jack: Type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Jason: Nah
Jason: I KNOW, I’ll type qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl

qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl

When you're very bored and regret letting you literacy circle group down in year 8 when you didn't read the book and therefore didn't prepare the discussion director questions, and your whole group got in trouble, and got mad at you, because they all did their roles, but lazy old you didn't want to read 107 pages of John Flanagan's terrible Rangers Apprentice book series. (it actually sucks). So you went on to Microsoft Edge on your school laptop and looked up Alien Porn to make yourself feel better, but then the I.T. blokes come into your class during homeroom the next day and confiscate your laptop in front of everyone. so you go to I.T. during morning tea to find out what's going on and your crush, this cute and quite girl, is having problems with her laptop, but then one of the I.T. blokes say word for word "Alien Porn is heaps mad ay?" in front of your crush.

feeling humiliated, you go up to the I.T. bloke and he asks you why you were doing this on this on the school laptop, and you reply with "I dunno what you're talking about." after a few minutes he finally gives you your laptop and you leave as fast as you can. You look back and your crush is holding back her laughter. Feeling devastated, you open up google chrome in incognito mode and search up qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl and find this definition on urbandictionary.com.

Tl;dr, When you did something you regret, go home, and type every letter on the keyboard diagonally starting with q, then wa, then esz, ect.
Greg: *Sob*Sob* qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl

also

John: uughg i'm so bored, qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl.

wqaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl 

when you are so bored that you type the keybored in this order wqaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl
josh: im bored

me: so
josh; help
me: google somthind idk
josh: fine ill try wqaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl
me:ok whatever
josh: nope nothin
me: ok imma take a nap later loser

qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmlp 

You got bored and typed diagonally. Then you decided to start swapping letters. Keep going. Let the keyboard patterns absorb your time.
I have typed qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmlp! Now its time for qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokpml! How exciting!
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026