6 definitions by mummummumumumumummummuum
by mummummumumumumummummuum July 11, 2019
Dad: That's it, you're getting the belt!
Son: No..
Dad: *whip*
Son: *Pleasurable moan*
Dad: ??
The son jumps onto his dad shoving his PP in his mouth, then taking him down to the basement and tying up so he sucks his pp for ever. Don't belt your kids
Son: No..
Dad: *whip*
Son: *Pleasurable moan*
Dad: ??
The son jumps onto his dad shoving his PP in his mouth, then taking him down to the basement and tying up so he sucks his pp for ever. Don't belt your kids
by mummummumumumumummummuum November 1, 2019
by mummummumumumumummummuum October 2, 2019
by mummummumumumumummummuum October 25, 2019
by mummummumumumumummummuum October 30, 2019
When you're very bored and regret letting you literacy circle group down in year 8 when you didn't read the book and therefore didn't prepare the discussion director questions, and your whole group got in trouble, and got mad at you, because they all did their roles, but lazy old you didn't want to read 107 pages of John Flanagan's terrible Rangers Apprentice book series. (it actually sucks). So you went on to Microsoft Edge on your school laptop and looked up Alien Porn to make yourself feel better, but then the I.T. blokes come into your class during homeroom the next day and confiscate your laptop in front of everyone. so you go to I.T. during morning tea to find out what's going on and your crush, this cute and quite girl, is having problems with her laptop, but then one of the I.T. blokes say word for word "Alien Porn is heaps mad ay?" in front of your crush.
feeling humiliated, you go up to the I.T. bloke and he asks you why you were doing this on this on the school laptop, and you reply with "I dunno what you're talking about." after a few minutes he finally gives you your laptop and you leave as fast as you can. You look back and your crush is holding back her laughter. Feeling devastated, you open up google chrome in incognito mode and search up qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl and find this definition on urbandictionary.com.
Tl;dr, When you did something you regret, go home, and type every letter on the keyboard diagonally starting with q, then wa, then esz, ect.
feeling humiliated, you go up to the I.T. bloke and he asks you why you were doing this on this on the school laptop, and you reply with "I dunno what you're talking about." after a few minutes he finally gives you your laptop and you leave as fast as you can. You look back and your crush is holding back her laughter. Feeling devastated, you open up google chrome in incognito mode and search up qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl and find this definition on urbandictionary.com.
Tl;dr, When you did something you regret, go home, and type every letter on the keyboard diagonally starting with q, then wa, then esz, ect.
by mummummumumumumummummuum October 20, 2019