Shepherd: Alright
Jake: Afternoon
French diamond salesman: Hello, welcome to francois’
s diamond boutique
Shepherd: Thanks, we’re looking for a ring.
French diamond salesman: Ahh well I must say you are a rather attractive couple
Jake: aha, umm, we’re not actually together
Shepherd: I’m his mate haha
Jake: It’s for my fiance, we’re getting married in
May.
French diamond salesman: Aaaah for your fiance well of course, my mistake sir.
Jake: Ha no worries
French diamond salesman: Well your fiance has good taste so she needs zee finest diamond in all zee shop. 12 carrots bound together by palladium steel
Shepherd:
Wow. That is quooker.
Jake: What? What are you on about mate?
French diamond salesman: What is zis a quooker
Shepherd: It’s just quooker. Look at that craft! That’s absolute quooker.
French diamond salesman: zis is some english thing?
Jake: I have no idea, it’s a lovely ring by the way.
Shepherd: It’s just quooker! Can’t you even see? It’s screaming with quooker.
Jake: What are you on about what is quooker?!?!?!
Shepherd: It’s quality! Quooker equals quality!!!
Jake: Aaah right, yeah, I mean, it is quooker.
French diamond salesman: Aaah ofcourse, quooker is quality. Yesss It is quooker.