An old English word contextually thought to mean something like “Complain”, Quoan is an amalgam of the words “Questionable” and “Groan”. It’s currently attributed to Shakespeare, as it’s found in two of Shakespeare’s Sonnets.
From Sonnet 212:
For I have not a half penny to loan
But you my love are anything but quoan
Potential use:
“Dude did you hear Stacy last night?”
“I know, she wouldn’t stop quoaning about her new boyfriend!”
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.