quoff 

Alternate spelling of quofe (also quoaf or quof).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.

quoff by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Quoff 

Another way of saying "panties are in a bunch"

He won't let you have a party? What's his quoff?

Quoff by girl_with_brain July 6, 2010

quoff 

To drink, particularly an alcoholic beverage

Fancy going t'pub and quoffing some ale?

quoff by elbazimo April 24, 2005

quoff 

Hair, although short but somehow really big.

wow, that guy has a really nice quoff

quoff by Ali April 24, 2003

Quoff 

The word one uses in place of a swear word. This word is also used to confuse people.

Shut the quoff up!
I have to take a quoff.
You're such a quoff!

Quoff by Messi July 17, 2012

Quoff 

When a woman farts and it sounds like it was a queef

Oh my did you just quoff

Quoff by dannyboy4720@ June 26, 2022

quofo 

A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.

I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?

quofo by Extremityman October 17, 2023