Alternate spelling of quofe
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter
has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.
Another way of saying "panties are in a bunch"
He won't let you have a party? What's his quoff?
To drink, particularly an alcoholic beverage
Fancy going t'pub and quoffing some ale?
The word one uses in place of a swear word. This word is also used to confuse people.
Shut the quoff up!
I have to take a quoff.
You're such a quoff!
Hair, although short but somehow really big.
wow, that guy has a really nice quoff