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the place with those rat things with human face parts, pirate hats, that make you piss yourself every time they come on the tv.
by allievmarie February 14, 2004
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The most expensive sandwiches in the universe.
I went to quiznos with the money I used after selling my kidney. I still came up $12 short.
by Jared Fogel August 03, 2006
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A fine place to get subs, made fresh to order on Quiznos own white or whole wheat baguette-style bread. Then toasted to golden-brown perfection. Special sauces and seasonings, melted cheese, all combined to create the best subs money can buy.
Quiznos is so much better than Subway. It's that toasted goodness!
by anonnymouse January 02, 2004
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Good Sandwiches and so are Subway's.

What weirds me out about Quiznos though is those things singing on their commercials.I mean,what the fuck are those tings anyways? I haven't been able to figure it out.My best guess is that they are singing abortions.
Quiznos is good,their commercials consist of a couple of singing abortions sitting their singing about their sandwiches and their latest deals.
by weird shit August 11, 2004
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A sub joint that boasts toasted subs. Tasty sandwiches, but very overpriced and the sub-jockey's are a bit anal about what condiments you put on it.
I feel like spending $15 at a fast food joint, let's go to Quizno's
by Paul December 30, 2004
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If you enjoy cannabis, this has to be one of the best places to grab a tasty snack to satisfy the munchies.

Being a sub jockey at quiznos has to be among the top-ten jobs to have if you smoke; right up there with musician or entrepreneur. Especially if noone ever comes into the store and the boss is rarely, if ever, present.
If you have eaten at a quiznos on Route 40 in howard county there is a high probability that your sub was made by one who enjoys to toke the smoke.
by Alien probe-meat May 13, 2006
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Derived from the Quizno's mascot... the Rat!!!
Some one who tells on people.
Rats to the popo.
A. Yo lefty got raided yo.

B. Do you think he be quiznoed?

A. Shit I think that fool Alex did dat.
by Crystal Meff February 14, 2008
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The killer of all hope employer. Slave laborer. Subway with an oven.
I don't make enough working at Quiznos to pay for my sanwiches.
by BeccaMC January 31, 2007
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