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Quiznoob 

Someone who goes to Quizno's and orders, rather noobishly, from the wrong side of the counter.
"Whoa bro, take a look at that lame Quiznoob who fucked up the line by trying to cut in front of everyone asking for a Torpedo"
Quiznoob by The Name's Plissken April 13, 2010
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The most expensive sandwiches in the universe.
I went to quiznos with the money I used after selling my kidney. I still came up $12 short.
quiznos by Jared Fogel August 3, 2006

quiznos rat 

That creepy lookin' thing that sings about subs on the quiznos commercials
Damn, that Steve Barber is creepier lookin' than a quiznos rat!!
quiznos rat by Chaich February 13, 2004

Quiznose 

A girl who looks like she has a good looking face from the front, but when she turns her head to the side and you see how screwed up or how big her nose is, it makes you question whether or not she is actually hot.
Guy 1: Yo did you see that blonde on the other end of the bar? Pretty cute.

Guy 2: I was thinking the same thing at first, but then I caught a glimpse of that quiznose and totally changed my mind.

Guy 1: OH SNAPPP what a schnoz

Guy 2: Yeah, total grenade
Quiznose by dekes_b00ty November 18, 2010

Quinzton 

A guy whose parents thought Quinton was too bland. The typical college guy who returns your dollar on time. He likes to keep his appearance and makes sure to manscape every Friday night; how ever he’s too scared to shave his dick since he’s uncircumcised.
“Hey did you hear about Quinzton? He had to go to the ER cause he sliced his foreskin.”

Yea Quinzton is a cool guy. He wrote me a nice birthday card.”
Quinzton by Quinzton October 21, 2020
If you enjoy cannabis, this has to be one of the best places to grab a tasty snack to satisfy the munchies.

Being a sub jockey at quiznos has to be among the top-ten jobs to have if you smoke; right up there with musician or entrepreneur. Especially if noone ever comes into the store and the boss is rarely, if ever, present.
If you have eaten at a quiznos on Route 40 in howard county there is a high probability that your sub was made by one who enjoys to toke the smoke.
quiznos by Alien probe-meat May 21, 2006