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A girl/woman with whom you can not score.

She won't succumb to any male tactics including wheels, cash, swag, months of work or even a gigantic cock.
Nad: "Yo Coonty you tapping that old bitch yet?"

Coonty: "Christ, no. I've been spitting game at this woman for six months now and I still haven't got her shirt off."

Nad: "Grandma's quite a quilter!"
Quilter by Nad Retard August 27, 2009
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Feeling soft and comfy.

Oftentimes, an individual quickly gains the trust of others and becomes the attention of fireside evenings. Available in materials such as cotton, wool, and synthetic (ew!).
Unaware of how cold December would be, I entered the frigid winds with only a light sweater. Suddenly a man walked by who looked awfully quilty, so I grabbed onto is soft embrace.
Quilty by reannecadict July 27, 2011
I quit going to the gym, ended up getting fat all over again, now I'm feeling so quilty man...
Quilty by adnane February 7, 2022
The feeling that you need to be wrapped in a polar-fleece blanket sitting in front of a fire. Specific to living in the Northwest.
The steady cold rain outside and gray skies made me feel quilty all day.
quilty by Manfred.Macx December 2, 2011

Quiltessential 

An event, gathering, or social setting in which a blanket comprised of patches of fabric sewn together (a quilt) is required in order to enter/participate/engage.
Eleanor: Good morning Gwendolyn, we missed you at bingo last night.

Gwendolyn: Very kind of you to notice my absence Eleanor but it was a quiltessential gathering and ever since Bob Barker stopped hosting The Price is Right I just can't seem to get any sewing done.
Useless or generally annoying person also has a bad dress sense.
One who administers large amounts of oral sex in a short period of time.
She sure is a quilter.
quilter by Jizzo_TheClown May 9, 2006