5 definitions by SimpleKind of Man
An event, gathering, or social setting in which a blanket comprised of patches of fabric sewn together (a quilt) is required in order to enter/participate/engage.
Eleanor: Good morning Gwendolyn, we missed you at bingo last night.
Gwendolyn: Very kind of you to notice my absence Eleanor but it was a quiltessential gathering and ever since Bob Barker stopped hosting The Price is Right I just can't seem to get any sewing done.
Gwendolyn: Very kind of you to notice my absence Eleanor but it was a quiltessential gathering and ever since Bob Barker stopped hosting The Price is Right I just can't seem to get any sewing done.
by SimpleKind of Man October 18, 2009
An intended or perceived electronic attitude. Usually in the form of curt, vague, or rude electronic statements made in e-mails, text messages, Facebook statuses, or any other digital mediums.
Tim: Hey Bob why does your girlfriend look so pissed.
Bob: I don't know man. I sent her a text message saying I would be late for dinner and she thought I gave her some e-tude.
Tim: Well did you?
Bob: No dude. All I said was "sry gurl, im rning l8t."
Bob: I don't know man. I sent her a text message saying I would be late for dinner and she thought I gave her some e-tude.
Tim: Well did you?
Bob: No dude. All I said was "sry gurl, im rning l8t."
by SimpleKind of Man March 18, 2010
Based on the hypothesis that an individual carrying an STD would most likely refrain from "friending" a random sexual partner on Facebook.
Can be used to ascertain the following data:
A "friends" B and B accepts = NO STDs
A "friends" B and B rejects = B has an STDs and thus A might now as well.
Can be used to ascertain the following data:
A "friends" B and B accepts = NO STDs
A "friends" B and B rejects = B has an STDs and thus A might now as well.
John: Did you seriously raw dog that girl you met last night at the party?
Tim: Yea man, but she passed the Facebook STD Test because she friended me this morning.
John: Can I see her picture?
Tim: No, I rejected the request because somethings been going on down there the past few weeks that I need to get checked out.
John: Nice.
Tim: Yea man, but she passed the Facebook STD Test because she friended me this morning.
John: Can I see her picture?
Tim: No, I rejected the request because somethings been going on down there the past few weeks that I need to get checked out.
John: Nice.
by SimpleKind of Man February 2, 2010
An inadvertent gay movement. A gay accident. When a presumably strait individual slips and says or does something really gay.
Strait Dude: Ugh, my wife bought me these pants but they feel a little constricting.
Presumably Strait Dude: Yea, they make your ass look great. I wish my boyfriend would wear those.
Strait Dude: Wait, I thought you were married… to a woman.
Presumably (not any more) Strait Dude: Oops, that slipped. I just had an out of closet experience.
Presumably Strait Dude: Yea, they make your ass look great. I wish my boyfriend would wear those.
Strait Dude: Wait, I thought you were married… to a woman.
Presumably (not any more) Strait Dude: Oops, that slipped. I just had an out of closet experience.
by SimpleKind of Man November 27, 2010
A beautiful, wonderful, all inclusive town in S. Korea. When God had already finished His 6 days of creation, He took a rest on the 7th. It was at this point that God realized the world was not finished - it still needed something else. At the last minute God drafted up a quick schematic and laid the foundation for the most beautiful place in the world.
It is now full of gorgeous Juicy Girls and a comprehensive assortment of prime human specimens.
It is now full of gorgeous Juicy Girls and a comprehensive assortment of prime human specimens.
Friend 1: Damn bro, i am sick and tired of living at the base of the Rockies.
Friend 2: Let's move to the Beautful Dongducheon.
Friend 1: Sounds good bro, I've heard great things about that place.
Friend 2: Plus they have Juicy Girls.
Friend 1: They're my favorite
Friend 2: Let's move to the Beautful Dongducheon.
Friend 1: Sounds good bro, I've heard great things about that place.
Friend 2: Plus they have Juicy Girls.
Friend 1: They're my favorite
by SimpleKind of Man October 17, 2009