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quipster 

1. A queer hipster; putting the word queer and hipster together.

2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.
The quipster took off his fedora, grabbed his Polaroid camera, and took an angled photo of a tree while listening to his iPod playing a band you've probably never heard of.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.

Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?
quipster by Chelicopter June 9, 2011

queefster 

Vagina smuggling. When you hide something in your vaginal cavity. Similar to "keester it" which means to hide something in your anal cavity.
How did that female prisoner smuggle that contraband in? She must have queefstered it
queefster by tvgarbur July 9, 2011

Quikster 

Verb. To destroy a company from within by making a completely bone-headed & out-of-touch business decision.
"Bank of America completely quikstered themselves with that $5 monthly debit card fee. You better sell your shares now if you still have any."
Quikster by Kremlin Hotline October 25, 2011

quickster 

Being able to get girls in the sack quick.
Did you see that quickster in action? It only took him 5 minutes to get that girl to his bedroom.
quickster by pimpdaddybigdick August 30, 2007

The Quirkster 

Sex move in which before cumming, the partner pours a Starbucks latte on the back of the other partner in attempt to be not like other girls.
Partner 1:*moan* aww prepare yourself because I am going to pull off The Quirkster on you
Partner 2: dont use my latte i paid for it with minimum wage money
The Quirkster by NotCoolGuy June 30, 2020
quiffer is a pusy fart
quiffer by jennifer December 15, 2003