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The Quibbler 

Part of a phrase that usually goes (after one has stated a very unbelievable story) Oh yeah? Where'd you hear that? the Quibbler? -laughs ensue- This references the newspaper The Quibbler that Xenophilius Lovegood of the Harry Potter series prints on a regular basis, which is usually full of ridiculous sightings of fictional creatures and outlandish stories.
Rutherford: Did you know that dogs go to heaven? God told me last night!

Cornelius: HA! Where'd you hear that? The Quibbler?

-laughter from all but Rutherford-

Rutherford: -cries-
The Quibbler by FrailIcarusWings October 20, 2009
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Quibblonian 

The most common term used in reference to a member of Quibblo.com who logs on and creates quizzes or stories daily, and is excessively enthusiastic about the website.
The user "Ripplefart" has taken over 5000 quizzes, created over 200 quizzes, has over 300 friends, and most importantly, logs on everytime she has the chance to. She considers herself a Quibblonian, and does her best not to associate this with the fact that her social life is going rapidly downhill.
Quibblonian by AladdinSane January 17, 2012

Quibbledorf 

The smaller, lesser-known fifth House of Hogwarts. It is a kind of special-ed House where the wizards with mental handicaps are placed. The House color is chartreuse yellow so that the often wandering students can be found easily. Quidditch is played on the gound with cones and a Nerf ball and the players all wear helmets. The Quibbledorf Trio is Leroy (Harry) who has Tourette's and a stutter, Rain (Hermione) who is mentally handicapped and stares and drools and Sampson (Ron) who has a hunchback and is in love with Rain, constantly wiping her drool.

Can also be used as a way to describe someone doing something stupid.
Trying to push open a door that says "pull"...Quibbledorf

Sticking a knife in an electrical outlet...Quibbledorf

Trying to slide down a garbage shoot...Quibbledorf

Person #1: "Look at that guy trying to shove M&M's up his nose."
Person #2: "Wow...he would be in Quibbledorf."

The Quibbler Crew 

A discord server inspired by Quibbler.co. It's one of the best places to come to when Quibbler.co turns to shit. The best group of international online friends anyone could have. ❤ ~ Peppa
"Man, I wish I was cool enough to join The Quibbler Crew server..."

uncle quibbers

He’s just that guy and always will be just that guy
Uncle quibbers is just that guy
uncle quibbers by A dog 64 March 19, 2019

Quibbledick

1. (n.) A bro who can't make decisions on his own, needs the reliance of others to stay cool, make other friends, and steals their jokes/ behaviors and trademarks them for his own.

It would be improper to associate a full-sized penis and manhood with a quibbledick, so this term accurately points out his "deformities."
Every group of friends has a quibbledick parasite on their hands
Quibbling is lying or avoiding the truth by trying to avoid the issue or dancing around the question by pretening not to understand it or arguing over semantics.
Okay Abe, did you chop down that cherry tree or not? Um, which tree? Could you define the word "chop"? You know what I'm asking, now stop quibbling and answer the question.
quibbling by Edword July 31, 2006