Stupid guy: I'm in love man!
Cool guy: Damn... you're a fuckin' queerbag!
1. You work at Abercrombie & Fitch.
2. You watch the O.C. and/or Laguna Beach.
3. You listen to techno music.
4. You use the word bro excessively.
5. Your favorite band is Fall Out Boy.
6. You are not one of the faggot ass Gotti boys, yet you choose to have a blowout and diamond earings.
Bruce: Eh, I'm thinkin about goin to the queerbag.
Christian: Let's get our frolick on!