A person who embodies all that is queer. A true butt pirate, too gay for their own good.
You know you're a big ole' queerbag if any of the following apply to you:
1. You work at Abercrombie & Fitch.
2. You watch the O.C. and/or Laguna Beach.
3. You listen to techno music.
4. You use the word bro excessively.
5. Your favorite band is Fall Out Boy.
6. You are not one of the faggot ass Gotti boys, yet you choose to have a blowout and diamond earings.