qualfer 

Imprints left on skin from resting on a textured surface for an extended period of time.

I received immaculate qualfers from my grass after falling asleep on my lawn.

qualfer by Leofreund September 5, 2017

Qualferry 

An Australian marsupial that makes a bird like call when a ship is sea worthy and able to pass under bridges in high seas

As the tsunami alerts were heard the mystical Qualferry cries out...

Qualferry by Beythoven June 29, 2014

Quaffer 

One who drinks with a passion.

Otis used to be a big quaffer, but ever since he met that old lady, he has toned it down a notch.

Quaffer by Craig Karp December 30, 2003

quarfer 

Any man who receives pelasure from sucking cum out of another man's asshole.

Hey Jimmy, you quarfer, where is my straw?

quarfer by Smittie December 4, 2006

quaffer 

A quaffer, pronounced alternately "kwaffer" or "quayfer", is an alternative word semen, but can only refer to semen when applied to a female face or ingested by a female in a sexual act.

A quaffer shot is the same thing as a cumshot.

Wow, that's a great quaffer shot!

quaffer by Orderite February 14, 2009

Quaffer 

Arecently patented shot glass with a built in chaser

Quaffer by Nikki October 6, 2003

Cunny-quaffer 

A cunnilinguist who gobbles vaginas so cavernous that they suck the air from the eaters lungs, hence requiring the taking of deep breaths before feeding.

At the dog kennel, a tall, bearded, bald man - a known cunny-quaffer - stalked her, following her to her station wagon. Could he smell her?

Cunny-quaffer by Alexander Putin November 10, 2003