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1. quamf
someone who smells/sniffs a chair after it has been vacated by someone else
can be for sexual pleasure (?)
i've just seen that weirdo quampf your chair
he is a quamf
that dog quamfed my sofa
2. quamf
the male version of a queef- a fart emenating from the penis.
dude did you hear john's quamf??!!
3. Quamf
Used to descibe the feeling of satisfaction after eating. Coined by Richard John Gowers (aka Bud).
"That burger really quamfed me"
by Sue Donym Jul 2, 2004 add a video
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