qualudes 

A popular recreational drug of the 60s and 70s. Quaaludes (Methaqualone) are a group of CNS depressants classed as "hypnotic sedatives" with a similar effect to alcohol. Effects are sedation, decrease in anxiety, loosening of inhibitions, and loss of balance. Some people experience pleasant body effects. Side effects include disorientation, extreme sedation/sleep, grogginess the next day, and memory loss. One should be careful not to combine quaaludes or benzodiazepines with alcohol or other CNS depressants (opiates, ghb, etc). They are synergistic drugs and can greatly amplify the effects and side effects of each drug, and cause extreme illnes and possibly death. The manufacture of quaaludes was ceased in the early 80s due to drug abuse.

Doctors used to prescribe qualudes for anxiety.

qualudes by Jessica Stanley July 1, 2006

Qualude 

Tranquilizer, drug, date rape, mickey finns. Pills to slip in a persons drink in order to take advantage of them sexually or other wise.

'I feel fucked, i think someones spiked me with a Qualude'

Qualude by LukeyGee May 14, 2006

qualude 

a very kick ass tranquilizer

Dude, i stole these qualudes from the vet

qualude by Buddy May 13, 2005

qualude bruise 

unexplicable bruises appearing on the body, especially on the shin, knee and thigh, after a night of heavy partying. The marks occur at the cooresponding height of the furniture in the home, like cocktail and dinner tables, chairs, doors and door frames.

This morning when I awoke, there were bruises on my shins and knees, and I can't remember how I got them. Must have been a hell of a party to get all of these qualude bruises.

qualude bruise by uncle tim March 16, 2008

qualude 

A drink served at a bar called the "cafe" in Macomb, IL, home of Western Illinois University. The drink contains 9-10oz of top-shelf hard alcohol and 1-2oz or half and half. It will get you fucked up. It cost $5 on wednesdays and around $10 every other day.

Greatest drink on campus!

I got fucked up from a qualude last night at the cafe

qualude by Vick Macki May 15, 2009

Nutshot 

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009