Qualitative Gaslighting 

This is when a person tells you what qualities you have, personality traits, etc. It can also be applied when someone's talking to someone else. It's even more harmful if the thing that's being said is simply untrue, and the person doing it has no idea what the person likes or enjoys.

Person: "I wanted to go skiing with your brother, but I don't know if he enjoys it"

Qualitative Gaslighter: "He loves skiing, I'll go and tell him to go with you"

The brother feels as though he now needs to portray this personality trait. Qualitative Gaslighting

Qualitative Gaslighting by Boy #34 in your bedroom November 25, 2021

Quantitative Easing 

A sexual practice whereby many dicks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an asshole. The idea is to annihilate the asshole beyond recognition... to the point where nobody could ever figure out exactly WHICH dick caused all the destruction. It destroys the asshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn't possibly be pinned on one particular dick.

Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".

Bob: Damn! That bitch's ass is destroyed! They must have performed quantitative easing on her!

Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!

Quantitative Easing by RandyMarshCT August 3, 2011

quantitative sleazing 

An unconventional policy using a flawed interpretation of economics, such as Keynesianism, to print huge volumes of paper money which are not supported by anything except public trust. This policy is apparently used to bail to out failed entities friendly to the politicians in charge at tax-payer expense, and to punish successful enterprises which oppose the unconventional policy.

While plunging the federal economy into massive debt by printing paper money which is not supported by anything except public trust, Blurbnanke continued the rodeo of quantitative sleazing, throwing money at Detroit, banks, and other comrades until the US will be the making us the biggest debtor nation on the planet, but the sheeple still have some credit left and stocks are up, so everything is fine.

quantitative sleazing by psnack September 30, 2013

Quantitative Greasing 

When the Federal Reserve say's "OK Working class slaves,,,
Bend over... This will only hurt a little bit"...
But then they put sand and glass in the K-Y jelly (t.m.) When

your not looking.(use your tax dollars to repay junk debt)

First Guy: Did Your retirement account slide loo?

Second Guy: Yea... i got a real Quantitative Greasing!

Quantitative Greasing by scubadoobie November 4, 2010

qualitate 

the act of checking something for quality

"I'm going to go qualitate the ham to ensure that it is good enough for our guests"

qualitate by Phillibini September 29, 2008

Qualitities 

Top of the line set of breasts on a female persons. Much better than average breasts. Breasts with an amazing form.

"Shiii man...that Jennifer Love Hewitt got some Qualitities."

Qualitities by onetricktof December 15, 2009

Quantitative cheesing 

The consumption of large amounts of dairy product.

Patient: "I'm massively lactose intolerant; what can I do?"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"

Quantitative cheesing by RhythmJunky August 16, 2010