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1.
someone who tries to cheat/show off and ends up looking like a dojang/douche
Alan Ippolito loves being a huge quage.
by nobs April 14, 2005
 
2.
A Quage is a kind of vegetable.
Mainly found in England.
"Excuse me sir, do you serve Quage with your bangers and mash?"
by andyjpb September 09, 2005
 
3.
a term that means a vagina with a fungus
first person: that fay stinks of fish
next person: yeh shes a quage
by sir winkalot May 16, 2006