quaffee 

the result when you add alcohol to your morning caffeine

I added Bailey's to my espresso, then drank my quaffee.

quaffee by gRegWord October 19, 2016

Quaffling 

The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.

guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.

Quaffling by NotGriffin March 2, 2010

Quaffle 

When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.

Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle

Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis

Quaffle by BATTALIONS96 September 17, 2019

Quaffle 

The main ball used to play both Quidditch and Muggle Quidditch. It is used to score goals in one of the opponents three hoops. Passed around by the called the chasers.

"Clara raises the quaffle, she shots, she scores!"

Quaffle by Blehooha Fluffpants August 30, 2011

Quaffer 

One who drinks with a passion.

Otis used to be a big quaffer, but ever since he met that old lady, he has toned it down a notch.

Quaffer by Craig Karp December 30, 2003

Quaffle 

A long string of queef's that are so loud that they are disruptive.

Nicole quaffled and it was mistaken for betthoven's 9th

Quaffle by The Orchestra March 2, 2014

Quaffed 

When a group of ducks quack and fart at the same time.

Dude, I was at the lake and all my ducks quaffed! It was so weird!

Quaffed by ashlyynnk May 13, 2020