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quipster 

1. A queer hipster; putting the word queer and hipster together.

2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.
The quipster took off his fedora, grabbed his Polaroid camera, and took an angled photo of a tree while listening to his iPod playing a band you've probably never heard of.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.

Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?
quipster by Chelicopter June 9, 2011

qtip.burgers 

the magnificent tik toker that goes by the same name is a yttd account and often is considered funny or the opposite where some people discriminate against their love for the also wonderful alice yabusame.
example 1: hey, did you see qtip.burgers new video? "no who tf is that?" a very cool person who you should know by now

example 2: i love alice yabusame! yeah but have you met qtip.burgers? they REALLY love alice yabusame.
qtip.burgers by thebestlolz February 17, 2022

QTIP (Quick Touch in Public) 

An ass or boob grab of a significant other or close companion, which happens so quickly that knowledge of the incident is exclusive to the two parties involved. As such, a QTIP cannot be classified as PDA.

Note that it is acceptable to yell aloud "QTIP!" and then proceed to initiate a QTIP. Also note that it is not acceptable to QTIP a complete stranger.
"Ugh, I really want to make out with you right now, but you know I don't like PDA"
"How about a QTIP (Quick Touch in Public)?"
Arizona slang for an elderly person, usually a snow bird. Recognizable by the cotton on the top and stick body.

Old person who cannot drive for shit.
Damn dude, you almost got ran over by the qtip in the Cadillac.
qtip by Ken Gman March 5, 2008
"q tips" are define as watermelon seeds. In the late 1890s people from the soviet russia decided to call watermelon seeds "q tips"
Sarah: Hey! i swallowed a q tips!

Kenneth: Really?? Me too!
q tips by MolaYo. July 8, 2011

Dirty Qtip 

When a guy has anal sex with a woman and pulls his penis out and sticks it in his partners ear.
My ears need cleaned so bad....I think I am in need of a Dirty Qtip.
Dirty Qtip by Cadillac Steve November 15, 2009

Quipsight 

Like hindsight, but for when you think of that witty comeback line 30 seconds too late. Often thought of as you walk away pwned and shaking your head.
Damn quipsight... I wish I'd thought of that killer putdown at the time.
Quipsight by Modus_Morituri August 16, 2012