phowned 

Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.

OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!

phowned by wheaty May 8, 2008

Pownasaurus 

Typically a 12 year-old boy, whose balls have no quite dropped yet. Playing COD or Halo, screaming at the top of his squeaky annoying voice whenever he feels he has accomplished something of importance. Not to be confused with the Pownasaurus-Rex . A middle-aged balding version of the pre-teen Pownasaurus. Who, despite the dropping of balls, still sucks at life.

"AHHH DOOOD! I am totally like the POWNASAURUS right now! I definately just jumped into that vehicle, damn right, POWNASAURUS on the prowl!!!"
"Man...STFU you squeaky voiced beeeyyotch!"

Pownasaurus by Fowlerz March 16, 2009

Powney 

A large inconvenience that has the body structure of a bath tub. When they use their brain, static noises are produced and they have the intelligence resembling an arm chair.

Teacher: “George, what is the quadratic formula?”
George: “stzszzzzzdtzzzzzstzzzzzzzsssttttzzzz”
Teacher: “Your such a Powney!”

Powney by Saviour Sam March 19, 2019

super mega awesome boner pownage 

Term for something awesome such as a cool trick you might do on a skateboard.

Dude! That was super mega awesome boner pownage!!

super mega awesome boner pownage by Tha Producer12 May 28, 2009

powned 

A complete mispelling of an already mispelled word....pwned. People only use this spelling of the word when they are trying to be extra-retarded.

"I powned Jameel in Counterstrike"
"Your momma got powned last night"

powned by JameelVega October 6, 2005

pwoon 

A nonsensical technical endeavor related to computer help offered by an illiterate and incompetent person residing in Little Rock, Arkansas.

Example: Pwoon Two Video
See stoopid

pwoon by Hootrat November 9, 2013

William Pownall 

The hottest man you will ever see, with or without glasses

"wow that William Pownall is really hot"

William Pownall by Mnster_enrgy December 14, 2021