puzzle-fuck 

Sex so vigorous or in such a complex position that the participants become so entangled that a special team of rubix cube solving boffins has to time travel from the eighties to disentangle them.

Ben and Clare rushed home early in order to puzzle-fuck each other's brains out.

puzzle-fuck by robuttt September 15, 2006

puddlefucked

Whether you've stepped in a puddle trying to jump over it, gotten splashed by a passing car, or had to significantly adjust your walking path, you've been PUDDLEFUCKED.

Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.

Kyle: "Ah, fuck...i just stepped in a puddle."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."

puddlefucked by Ben j. k March 10, 2008

puddlefuck 

When one unintentionally steps in, or is otherwise submerged, in a puddle.

"Dude, I just stepped out of my car and got completely puddlefucked"

puddlefuck by Nicoslavia April 6, 2009

puddlefuck 

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

puddlefuck by Brekk February 27, 2007

nuzzlefuck 

To fuck someone's mouth/throat while holding their head in a vice-like grip between your thighs, forcing them to nuzzle your crotch as you pump them with your cock.

"You need a good nuzzlefuck to get me off."

"Mmmphh..."

nuzzlefuck by CockyFuck July 23, 2012

Puzzlecocked 

A state of bewilderment and dumbfoundedness when trying to complete the key parts of a large 500+ puzzle of nude black man and his enormous cock while quarantined for the Coronavirus.

After Rich stole the meatiest piece, Pratt and Jordan were so puzzlecocked when trying to complete the genitals in the 1000 piece puzzle, That they had to call Aaron for a bottle of Famous Grouse and drink their sorrows away.

Puzzlecocked by Temple Bar March 20, 2020

puddlefuck 

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

puddlefuck by Brekk December 14, 2008