pussmonkey

A person that picks at himself and squeezes puss out of pimples in the middle of meetings. After the puss is expelled, the pussmonkey will often sniff the puss. The pussmonkey pursues this activity under the assumption that no one else in the room can see it.

Did you see what what Pussmonkey was up to today in that meeting? Yes, but I tried not to look.

pussmonkey by Kluster February 8, 2007

puffmonkey 

(puf.mon.kee) N. One who, upon wakening, feels an overwhelming urge to preform fellatio.

When the puffmonkey woke up in the morning, she wanted to "go south" first thing.

puffmonkey by wrwkw October 4, 2009

PUTZ MONKEY 

A dickhead that fools around causing crap

Joe sure is a putz monkey

PUTZ MONKEY by PUTZ MONKEY February 25, 2005

Pusmonkey 

Somebody who is dominated by a female and is always carpet munching.

Chrona was such a pusmonkey his girlfriend told him he couldn't play sports because he sucks.

Pusmonkey by pusmonkeyowner January 15, 2010

pukemonkey 

One who you should not be seen out in public with, if this situation is to arise they must vomited on immediately.

i.e, Rugar is a pukemonkey, vomit on him

pukemonkey by sam94 June 2, 2008