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Hard punches, thrown with the goal of inflicting maximum pain and damage. Usually only thrown by pinches working in kitchens after they get pissed off at the wait staff, or by day laborers who are pissed at other day laborers who try stealing their business.

Also known as 'chingasos.'
Fidel: "Ey, why jou try esteal my yobs, cabron???"

Joaquin: "Jou mind it jou bidness, mang!"

Fidel: "OK, puto, get eready for some putasos!!!"
Putasos by Potato Sack May 22, 2008
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cara de mil putasos 

Spanish: Literally translates to "Face of a thousand hits"

Spanish slang for calling someone ugly, hideous, can be used as an insult in any situation.
Example: "Tienes las cara de mil putasos!"

translates to:
"you're face looks like it's been hit a thousand times!"

or less literal: "you're fucking ugly!"

The word "putaso" (singular) is extremely vulgar, and slang for "hit" ("putasos" is plural for "hits"). The word "putaso" should be used with caution, as it can be taken as a strong insult that can result in physical retaliation, and in Mexico, even death. If you wanted to call someone ugly without pissing them off too much, you may use something less vulgar, such as saying, "estas feisimo!" which translates to "you're very ugly!" which is less likely to result in being shot, kidnapped or beat mercilessly.
cara de mil putasos by Cotijense86 December 6, 2010
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Bro you are complete putatos

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Putatos by Dat putatos mike December 26, 2020

Cara de Mil Putasos 

Spanish slang phrase for, "that bitch has a hideous face!" Literal translation: Face of a thousand hits!
Guy1 ask, "te la cojes a esa vieja?"

Guy2 says, "tiene cara de mil putasos pero si me la echo!"
Cara de Mil Putasos by JAVYair September 1, 2009
In Argentina, a very big "puto" (fag).
You can also call somebody "putazo" in a friendly way (well, if you know him very well).
Offensive way:
Spanish version:
- ¿Qué opinás de Pablito?
- ¿Pablito? Terrible putazo...

English version:
- What do you think of Pablito?
- Pablito you say? He's a humongous fag...

Friendly way:
Spanish version:
- ¡¿Cómo andás chabón?!
- ¡Genial! ¿Y vos, putazo?

English version:
- How're ya doing doooood?!
- Great! And you, faggot?
Putazo by GrEeNDaY August 10, 2007
That Chuy thought he was hot shit, but the homey got one big putazo from Beto.
Putazo by TheToesKnows July 28, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026