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4 definitions by JAVYair

1. Te Pico la Dona
Spanish slang phrase meaning I will do you in the butt! Literal translation is: "I will poke your donut!"
Guy says, "Te quiero cojer!"
Girl says, "No puedo, estoy mestruando."
Guy ask, "Te pico la dona?"
2. Cara de Guante
Spanish phrase used to describe an a girl with an ugly face. Literal translation is "Glove Face." Trying to suggest girl caught a fastball to the face, which is why she is so ugly.
Esa vieja tiene "cara de guante!"
ugly fea butterface hag unattractive
by JAVYair Aug 26, 2009 add a video
3. Vergasolina
It is slang in the Mexican community for sperm. The literal translation is "penis-gasoline."
Man, that girl was telling me she loved my "vergasolina" in her mouth!
cum sperm mecos nut skeet
by JAVYair Aug 28, 2009 add a video
4. Cara de Mil Putasos
Spanish slang phrase for, "that bitch has a hideous face!" Literal translation: Face of a thousand hits!
Guy1 ask, "te la cojes a esa vieja?"

Guy2 says, "tiene cara de mil putasos pero si me la echo!"
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