Definitions by JAVYair

Cara de Mil Putasos 

Spanish slang phrase for, "that bitch has a hideous face!" Literal translation: Face of a thousand hits!

Guy1 ask, "te la cojes a esa vieja?"

Guy2 says, "tiene cara de mil putasos pero si me la echo!"

Cara de Mil Putasos by JAVYair September 1, 2009

Vergasolina 

It is slang in the Mexican community for sperm. The literal translation is "penis-gasoline."

Man, that girl was telling me she loved my "vergasolina" in her mouth!

Vergasolina by JAVYair August 28, 2009

Te Pico la Dona

Spanish slang phrase meaning I will do you in the butt! Literal translation is: "I will poke your donut!"

Guy says, "Te quiero cojer!"
Girl says, "No puedo, estoy mestruando."
Guy ask, "Te pico la dona?"

Te Pico la Dona by JAVYair August 28, 2009

Cara de Guante 

Spanish phrase used to describe an a girl with an ugly face. Literal translation is "Glove Face." Trying to suggest girl caught a fastball to the face, which is why she is so ugly.

Esa vieja tiene "cara de guante!"

Cara de Guante by JAVYair August 26, 2009