What the governmental board of health thinks is a test of your physical ability. Most boys can't do more than 3 1/2 and girls don't even have to do them, what kind of sissy bullshit is that?
Fat Sammy the fourth grader passed out and went into a coma after one push-up. All the kids laughed at him. Then they did the rope climb.
by Poster Nutbag June 19, 2003
Top Definition
1. A test of physical ability, involving raising one's body off the ground with one's forearms.
2. Short for "push-up Brassiere," a kind of breast support device that pads and lifts the breasts to enhance their appearance and the appearance of the relevent cleavage.
1. "I did 800 push ups, thus making me the buffest man in the world."
2. "Not only did her breasts get bigger when she started on birth control, but she started wearing push ups so now shes's got one helluva rack."
by Khyronin September 26, 2003
What you do when you are on top of a woman. A very relaxing excercise indeed.
I did some pushups on Suzanne and she enjoyed the workout too.
by urban pervert August 21, 2003
A type of ice cream in a cylindrical cone that involves the pushing up of a plunger to release the food.
The ice cream truck had popsicles and push ups.
by supaflyyoc October 31, 2004
Approaching a woman on the dance floor without speaking a word, just getting straight into an intimate dance. Saves time on foreplay when you take her home.
Shorty was pushing up hard on me, we were grindin all night.
by J.Bizzle February 06, 2004
An attempt by a male to get into a woman's pants.
Sup playa, mind if I push up on your old honey?
by []D[][]\/[][]D June 20, 2003
The act of raising oneself off of the ground using your arms, or a variation can be using your cock.
Cock pushups? Its where you lay on the ground, and let your boner lift you up...
by shadow9987 August 19, 2003
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