Perveyor of premium coffees 

Somebody, a perv, who enjoys coffee enemas. Just for the heck of it or because of the deep cleansing effect before anal sex.

Howard is a perveyor of premium coffees. After his Starbucks experience he likes to spray paint the wall behind the toilet while he bends over and shouts "Onwards Howard".

Perveyor of premium coffees by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008

Surveyors' Delight 

a carbonated beverage composed of two parts Sunkist and one part Mountain Dew. refreshingly delicious in the summertime.

Surveyor 1: Lawsy me, I'm parched.

Surveyor 2: Do like me. Getcha a Surveyors' Delight.

Surveyors' Delight by MofistolRobinson January 28, 2009

perceptions purveyor 

A mediocre public relations practicioner with average abilities who projects himself/herself as an expert and somehow gets away with it by hiding behind a huge table in a small office.

Pardon me but you will stop kissing asses from this day forward you perceptions purveyor of a writer!

Just do your job and stop fancying yourself a perceptions purveyor, it reeks of dishonesty, malintent and ambiguity.

Her well crafted article was so nice if it weren't for the by-line which makes it obviously written by a perceptions purveyor.

perceptions purveyor by El Morbo April 16, 2007

purveyor 

When someone sells ideas/things to young females who use Instagram. These ideas/things become mainstream trends that young females post to their Instagrams.

Kim Kardashian is a purveyor of posting food on Instagram.

purveyor by sharris1 August 17, 2016