(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.
Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.
(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.
Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.
(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.
Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.
Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!
Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!
by Chiges January 28, 2012
by black winter October 14, 2009
Sugar purse is what you call a women's vagina when it has a pleasant odor and taste or when you want a nice alternative to cunt. Only a wholesome woman would have a sugar purse, this term does not apply to whores.
by DaDonk August 5, 2009
by KirbyMultiverse11037 December 16, 2020
The act of inserting one testicle in a vagina while simultaneously placing the other testicle in the anus.
by horse&angel November 3, 2010
A pint of alcohol or a flask that you store in your purse or backpack on a daily basis for convenient shots while out in public, especially in restrooms, movie theaters and chaotic Uber rides with your degenerate friends.
by Pint of Fun June 10, 2018
The receipts, gum wrappers, tissues, and other odd papers that accumulate in your purse seemingly overnight.
Sarah: I just removed three Starbucks receipts, an expired Safeway coupon, two gum wrappers and a half-dozen tissues from my purse. No wonder I couldn't find anything.
Hannah: Wow, that's a lot of Purse Lint.
Hannah: Wow, that's a lot of Purse Lint.
by miwcat March 17, 2009