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mushy purples 

the form that some natural breasts take on after the miracle of childbirth. The phenomena was first defined and investigated in detail by Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Moms House Podcast.

I can be identified when the nipples and areola swell and take on a purple colored hue. They first swell up hard, then become mushy and point down.....then they stay down.
Jean had to go to a specialty store to find a properly fitting bra to hold her big mushy purples.
mushy purples by evinrude115 January 25, 2017
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Purplesec 

A Person/People who are annoying or irritating
Man those purplesecs are so annoying.
yes Jeremy, yes they are.

Purplism 

When the person known as Purple (Danish athlete, see facebook)
spread his words of wisdom.
That is Purplism. When that person thinks of a new rule or perhaps just spills his brains!
Purplism: "Roger is in fact too old for this shit! "
Purplism by Andreas Purple! February 14, 2012

PurpledRhythm 

A crazy rymin shipper that will literally eat your flesh at any given moment. Has an obsession with Infinity Train and Twitter.
They remind me of PurpledRhythm!
PurpledRhythm by RatCome October 12, 2022

PurpleSurge 

Basically an IRC with many awesome people, where there are loads of Pokémon clans, loads of people play Yu-Gi-Oh and where all the epic people are.
Guy1: Lets find an epic IRC! Guy2: Yeah, lets go to PurpleSurge!
PurpleSurge by TheDreamLord November 27, 2011

purpleing 

The act of mateing between a girl and a guy. (not two guys or two girl now that would be some strange coloring)
guys are blue
girls are red
no purpleing
purpleing by susan May 13, 2005

purpleing 

act of mateing, makeing out, or cuddleing in a open public place, like a frisbee field for example.
the only people on the team that arn't purpleing are Brett and Francis because eveyone fears them!!!

We don't practice, we purple!
- WASTE OF LIFE
purpleing by KWAP June 19, 2006