5 definitions by evinrude115

mushy purples

the form that some natural breasts take on after the miracle of childbirth. The phenomena was first defined and investigated in detail by Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Moms House Podcast.

I can be identified when the nipples and areola swell and take on a purple colored hue. They first swell up hard, then become mushy and point down.....then they stay down.

Jean had to go to a specialty store to find a properly fitting bra to hold her big mushy purples.

by evinrude115 January 26, 2017

patittle

When a woman has one noticeably erect nipple (and the other one is mysteriously unprotruding. Possibly caused by only half of her being cold.

Because of Susans patittle all of the men standing on the left side of her at the bar took notice.

by evinrude115 July 24, 2009

boot-scoot boogie

when a dog drags its butt on the carpet to itch it or to dislodge somthing from it.

After Fido ate that peice of dental floss, he did the boot-scoot boogie on the carpet and left a discusting shit-stain.

by evinrude115 October 18, 2010

Closet Tits

a woman who has really nice, large breasts but for some reason always chooses to hide them. She can often be seen wearing loose fitting over-sized clothing. Only on the rarest of occasions can you see her true form. This could be the result of embarassment from pre-mature physical developement.

I didnt realize Jennifer had closet tits until she got drunk and took her loose sweater off, revealing very large breasts.

by evinrude115 June 2, 2009

thumpin' good

term used to describe a perfectly seasoned watermelon. Made famous by Cas Walker in 70's ad campaign for local supermarket chain in East Tennessee.

Those watermelons were sweat and crisp...mmmm...thumpin' good!

by evinrude115 October 17, 2010