Stalinist purges 

The final evolutionary form, i.e. the final evolutionary stage, of modern American cancel culture

When you don't want to live under Stalin or the Stalinist purges, please read George Orwell's 1984 or Martin Niemoëller's When they came for the communists

Stalinist purges by Uncle Dimma April 2, 2021

The Great PornHub Purge 

December 15th, 2020 -a date which will live in infamy- the PornHub content of millions of users was suddenly and deliberately deleted by the company of PornHub in a desperate last resort to effectively prohibit the posting of rule-breaking/illegal content on their platform. The Purge has caused great mourning amongst the PornHub community. We regret to inform that millions of hours worth of fap material have been lost, with some reporting as much 80% of its content being deleted. Let there be hope this great purge accomplishes its goal so the victims can receive closure and no one will ever experience anything like it on the platform ever again.

Alternate terms for this event include:
- The Fapocalypse

- The Faptastrophe
- The Fapaclysm
- Fapageddon
- The Fapture
- The Worst Day of 2020

"I felt a great disturbance in the Hub, as if millions of MILFs in my area suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened..." = Orgi-Wank Kenutti, the day of The Great PornHub Purge.

The Great PornHub Purge by Doses of Happiness December 15, 2020

bumping purses 

When two homosexual males want to have butt sex, but can not because they are both bottoms.

Lance and Ethan wanted to fool around, but they'd just be bumping purses.

bumping purses by black winter October 14, 2009

Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap

Benedek faszán Pörgés Világnap is a national holiday in Hungary, where Hungarians of all political affiliations join to celebrate spinning clockwise at 60 rpm on the dick of Benedek. It is celebrated on the 5th of December and considered to be more important than Christmas by the majority of Hungarians.

V**ce: Most akkor a Benedek faszán pörögjek?
Literally everybody else: No wtf, why would you say shit like that? Its saying things like this why your mother doesn't love you anymore
Hence Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap

Benedek Faszán Pörgés Világnap by Wifi11 December 5, 2020

Purgency

When you absolutely must get rid of something immediately.

Soon after bringing in the day's mail and realizing that Donald Trump was on the cover of the latest issue of People Magazine sitting on her kitchen counter, Charlene had to put her knitting down and find the nearest incinerator. It was a real purgency.

Purgency by East Coast Word Wizard October 18, 2018

The Furry Purge 

Seeing as December 20th is Fur-Day...

December 19th is the last hurrah of our noble gamer boys and egirls, so that they may salvage their sanity - and possibly their salvation - as the day of reckoning draws near.

Brave the perilous uwu XD *nuzzles u* battleground of the day ahead... indulge in The Furry Purge.

The moment the clock strikes midnight in your location and December 19th begins, you have 24 hours to ice, merc, smoke, and/or bust a cap in any furry you may come across. Godspeed, soldier.

Gamer 1: You ready?
Egirl: Of course I am, my little pogchamp. I used my simps' twitch donations to buy more ammo for my Hello Kitty glock!

Gamer 2: The Furry Purge is gonna be dope!

Furry: Are you excited for Fur-Day? I know I am! uwu x3

Gamer: Nah. But I'm excited for the day that comes before it...
Furry: OwO what's that?

Gamer: Oh, you'll see...

The Furry Purge by I ship Jungkook with Twomad December 17, 2020

porn purge

The massive deletion of porn from a computer, usually to avoid embarrassing consequences at work.

When the regional manager announced that everyone would be getting new laptops, Fred quickly undertook a porn purge before tech support stopped by with his new machine.

porn purge by DrMoop December 17, 2006