puncident

accidentally using a pun.

Person 1: How many more puncidents will you have today?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.

puncident by Monkey&Roburg June 16, 2010

Pununciate 

Mixture of pronounce and enunciate.
When you fuck up while speaking and can't pronounce or enunciate your words.

"I can't pununciate words"

Pununciate by actuallyarobt March 18, 2020

puncil 

Ghetto term for a pencil.

Sup homes wanna puncil fight

puncil by exzactly June 11, 2006

punci 

Hungarian for pussy, twat, cunt.

Köszönöm szépen, punci!

punci by pentozali September 17, 2012

punacious 

To pun pugnaciously. Whereas "pun"-a play on words with a comical twist and "pugnacious" -eager or quick to argue, quarrel, or fight.
To use puns in such a manner that indicates you are armed with a verbal arsenal and are not afraid to use it. The feeling of wanting to get a funny dig in on someone.

The comedian made sarcastic punacious comments about Kim Kardashian being pregnant by one guy while still being shortly married to another.

punacious by moreflare January 14, 2013

punkcious 

lmao 10x she is so funny! she's the best girl you'll ever meet: apart from hating "crap shit moles" like Lauren and Kali with a passion, people who are cruel to babies and hack her account, she is a very generous person who lets nobody down. A punkcious will very often write in lowercase characters and with very bad grammar, only to capitalise the first letter of her friends' names. Nobody is to mess with a punkcious: one quick, piercing stare from her, and you'll be running off in fear!

"How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them"
"ur so not funny u crap shit mole how could u be so cruel to babies"
"dude, you're such a punkcious!"

punkcious by dirty_dancerrr March 28, 2009

Pununciation 

(N.)when a word is pronounced incorrectly for the purpose of including a pun.

Pununciation: Pun & Pronunciation.

Pununciation by jestr November 17, 2007