punecide
When making bad puns between friends that are so awful, they're actually funny. One often commits punecide when they attempt to stack puns and fail, causing awkwardness between friendship circles and gonorrhea.
Friend 1: "I used to make a lot of puns about autos.
Hood ever believe you'd get such mileage from them?
You could have fueled me!"
** tumble weed **
Friend 1: "I used to make a lot of puns about autos.
Hood ever believe you'd get such mileage from them?
You could have fueled me!"
** tumble weed **
Person 1: I heard about Jack, apparently he committed punecide. Did you go to the funeral?
Person 2: He avoided funerals because he was not a mourning person.
Person 1: did you just..
Person 2: He avoided funerals because he was not a mourning person.
Person 1: did you just..
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