punned 

When you successfully insult someone using a play on words. Similar in respects to the word "pwned", but only legitimized if the user correctly used a pun in his insult.

You just got punned!
punn'd

punned by cukoo August 9, 2006

pinned-back 

When a human or animal has had too much marijuana

That guy is pinned-back after that last bong hit

pinned-back by emilejfagerstromiv December 10, 2018

Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).

"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

Out punted your coverage by _The Pathfinder_ August 20, 2011

sauce panned 

A common phrase in the UK to describe being shit faced or wasted. To get sauce panned is to get drunk from consuming a lot of alcohol.

Henry got so sauce panned last night.

sauce panned by drunkenstoop September 15, 2016

Pinned Out

Basically describes when someone is so high on opiates that it constricts your pupils to tiny pin-points.

The neighborhood junkie kept insisting she was sober but there's no denying she's still using, given that she's pinned out and can't keep her eyes open or stop itching. That junkie is as pinned out as a tweaker is spun.

Pinned Out by AQR1989 July 22, 2017

trailer punked 

where the movie trailer ruins the movie by revealing plots points or containing ALL the funny parts

Q:how was the movie?
A:lousy; the trailer was better and a heckuva lot shorter
and cheaper...i was trailer punked!

trailer punked by jimijimijimi November 24, 2009

Penned

To get owned or crushed either by written words or a pen.

Dan got Penned by that insurance defense attorney in that email. She crushed him. And look, he called her back.

Penned by bethp July 27, 2019