MANDATORY FAG PUMP

A FAGDOMEN EXPANSION

To make you SHIT a lot.

Listen ANAL ALAN oh wait this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is a PUSH PEDOPHILE as to be truthful ALAN I WALDMAN your EGO IS HUGE I MEAN the MANDATORY FAG PUMP as take that PLASTIC BOTTLE and use this MANDATORY FAG PUMP to match your EGO as make that FAGDOMEN EXPAND and hurt like they did this to BABIES , LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS in those PEDOPHILE COLONIES who were too young to even have an EGO.

Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.

by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022

pumping the pipes

Smoking a fat blunt

We were outside during the party pumping the pipes.

by Nykimeow July 21, 2021

Westview wail pump

When one flatulates while running. It can give you a boost while running.

I won the the race; I had done the Westview wail pump.

by Cummy worm March 5, 2011

pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

by wrestlerchance August 21, 2012

Pump and Go

The process of driving a car on the highway and not keeping a constant pressure on the gas. The driver gets up to speed, take their foot off for a bit, and then accelerates again.

"Man, your Dad is really a pump and go driver on the highway."

by Scarp September 4, 2006

Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 11, 2011

Jersey shore fist pump

Means to beat a beat if your dancing in a night club jamming basically

In a night club dancing means jersey shore fist pump when you pumping to the beat in the club

by BaddestQueen018 August 3, 2017