Thaddeus von pumpernickel III

The father of the great gibby pumpernickel

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III really on that BULL this time

by Gibby mop pumpernickel November 18, 2019

Miss Pumpernickel

The BEST person to ever be a Baba Grill, owner of twenty Discord Kittens. And overlord of all girliepops.

"Miss Pumpernickel is so girliepop."

by HOT PEOPLE WHO ARE HOT May 23, 2023

pumpernickel

A $5 whore. Ugly fat, has a vagina with a single ball hanging off it. Only does blow jobs, has one tooth that may slice your dick off.

Only used in frat initiations.

Tell the pumpernickel that you will give her $50, get a blow job, give her the $5, then run like hell.

by buckeyeoh September 17, 2019

Pumpernickel

Pumpernickel is a German bread that translates to "the devil's fart".

"Can I get a bite of that delicious looking pumpernickel?"

by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022

pumpernickel

An ugly prostitute thats about her bread

Dude I just got finished with this pumpernickel from down the block,

She wasnt exactly a dime, but she didnt charge just a nickle either.

by Greeen.T October 22, 2015

Pumpernickel

Playing Nickelback while vigorously engaging in sexual intercourse.

I pumpernickeled my girlfriend and she broke up with me. It was probably because she didn’t like Nickelback.

by Whomperbell November 20, 2020

rambunctious pumpernickel

The act of putting a loaf of bread called "Pumpernickel" into ones ass ;using it as a homemade dildo excitedly.

I got horny and head nothing but a piece of bread so I rambunctious pumpernickel that bitch.

by Tasun Davie Baby Girl 123 May 9, 2023