PulPit BullShit

(1) Religious mumbo-jumbo that's only motivation is to make money and have weekly comforts

(2) Televangelist Talk

Jimmy Swaggart appears weekly on TV to talk that PulPit BullShit

by EmJayee December 17, 2018

pulpitations

Tremors and involuntary shivers caused by either spending too long in church, or being overwhelmed by one or more powerful sermons.

I generally feel turned off (and usually **turn off** the TV or radio as a result) when I hear an evangelist roaring about Hellfire and brimstone... what do they want me to do --- get major pulpitations just from listening to those ego-inflated frauds rail about non-important issues???

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

Pulpit Rock

the wooded area across from costco ish

Person 1: You were at Pulpit Rock today?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Woah no way, I was there too

Person 2: Woah so cool

by radicalreflector November 2, 2019

pulpiteer

A ventriloquist who uses his show to promote his theological beliefs.

The term "pulpiteer" can also refer to one or more of the elders in a church who use their preacher as merely a "figurehead" or "mouthpiece on strings" to deceive their parishioners for their own greedy benefit and/or nefarious goals.

by QuacksO January 15, 2020