|1.||pulling a billy|
Pulling a billy is when you spell a word incorrectly or do not punctuate it. To save yourself from complete shame you say something along the lines of "oh SH** i just pulled a billy".
The name billy is used for this phrase, because recent studies show that if you have the name "billy" you are 4% more likely to have difficulties with spelling than with any other name. This study also showed that the average I.Q. for someone called billy was just 12, 8 lower than the 2nd lowest, Andrew.
.....Pulling a billy.....
Reasonably cool person - "hi"
Cool person - "hi"
Reasonably cool person - "We both said hi didn't we? Conwincidence, I think not!"
Reasonably cool person - "Oh shit i just pulled a Billy didn't I?"
Cool Person - "yep!" *face palms*
|2.||pulling a billy|
Pulling a billy is the Inability to ejaculate. It is an embaressing predecession as it is unhelpful with the pleasuring of the female species.
Women - "we have been at this for two hours, why cant you cum"
Male - "I don't know, it normally works"
Male - "i guess i am just pulling a billy"
Women - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
|3.||Pulling a billy|
'Pulling a billy' is to not attend an event, usually blamed on a family event e.g. 'sister's birthday' or a family outing e.g. 'the borough market' The same excuse is typically re-used over and over.
Friend no1: 'Say, where's patrick?'
Friend no2: 'I don't know, i'll phone him'
*Friend no2 phones patrick*
*Friend no2: hey patrick, where are you?
Patrick: Sorry guys, I can't make it, I have to go my sister's birthday*
Friend no1: 'So, where is he'
Friend no2: 'he's pulling a BILLY'
Friend no1: 'AGAIN??'