A man in a Scooby Doo mask jerks off another man but the man being jerked off does not know who is giving him the hand job and instead of stopping it he says "Uh oh scoob, someone's yanking my tip." Then right before climax the man giving the hand jobwill say "Rut ro raggy, rime's up." Then the climax hits.
A homeless guy was pulling a scoob on my brother in an alley one time so my brother said: "Jinkies Scoob! If you wanted a scooby snack that bad you should've just asked!"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.