pulled a pat

To penetrate a woman's rectum deliberately, but under the guise of accident, often as a perverse joke.

"She climbed on top of me, and as she was about to put it in, I thrust at just the right moment and totally pulled a pat. I've never had so much fun apologizing."

by rapescapades August 26, 2009

Pull a Pat

To buy a used car and pay cash.

I like your new car, did you pull a Pat?

by The-Jeff January 2, 2014

Pull a Pat

When a dude's telling You he totally and definetly wants to hook up again, but then never calls.

-He said he was gonna call on Saturday...
-Don't worry hon, he won't pull a Pat on ya!

by Twocolorsocks December 7, 2010

pulling a pat

To not go out, stay on the couch and do hood rat things with my friends. This may or may not include refraining from the nights lame activities.

Hey gang, y'all are doing not cool stuff tonight i think Im pulling a pat and chilling. Ill be on my couch doing hood rat things with my friends.

by mcgruber2009 December 8, 2014