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-What are you doing staring at that guy- looking down smiling?
-Shhh!.... I'm eye raping this dude..
-What's, Eye rap-
-Hush!.... he's comming over!
-Shhh!.... I'm eye raping this dude..
-What's, Eye rap-
-Hush!.... he's comming over!
by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010
Get the Eye raping mug.When a man has a big penis, you can usually tell because of he's certain attitude. He dosen't have to prove himself to be anything. Or really even Care that much.
-Hey, I was just talking to this guy at the bar...
-Oh, was he nice? good looking?
-He was ok...... but he had "that" attitude so....
-You'll be leaving with him in other words...
-Oh, was he nice? good looking?
-He was ok...... but he had "that" attitude so....
-You'll be leaving with him in other words...
by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010
Get the "that" attitude mug.A person who knows what she doesn't want and does want .... and then goes after it!
She is very determined, has self-respect and is Not afraid to speak her mind.
In a Man these personality features may be correlated with leadership...
-However, in a Woman they are often defined as her being a Bitch.
She is very determined, has self-respect and is Not afraid to speak her mind.
In a Man these personality features may be correlated with leadership...
-However, in a Woman they are often defined as her being a Bitch.
Person 1: Why did you not do what you promised me?
Person 2: Stop being a bitch...
Ex. 2
Person 1: So I told her that she should mind her own business and respect other peoples decisions. I would Not tolerate it for one second!...
Person 2: Bitch, SOMEBODY had to tell that bitch! ; )
Person 2: Stop being a bitch...
Ex. 2
Person 1: So I told her that she should mind her own business and respect other peoples decisions. I would Not tolerate it for one second!...
Person 2: Bitch, SOMEBODY had to tell that bitch! ; )
by Twocolorsocks November 9, 2011
Get the Bitch mug.The handicap most men are forced to live with due to their role in Society. As they were playing football, women were busy developing advanced emotional and social skills by talking, talking, talking.
Therefore leaving many men socially and emotionally handicapped.
Therefore leaving many men socially and emotionally handicapped.
-...so I said, 'it would be nice to go to that restaurant!'...
-Yeah, so are you guys gonna?
-No.... Nothing!?
-Aww.... it's just he's maletardness, he didn't Understand you meant you Wanted to actually Go there!
-They are such retards!
-Yes they are. We love them still.
-Yeah, so are you guys gonna?
-No.... Nothing!?
-Aww.... it's just he's maletardness, he didn't Understand you meant you Wanted to actually Go there!
-They are such retards!
-Yes they are. We love them still.
by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010
Get the Maletardness mug.A person, often a woman, who finds the trashy- coulnd't care less- look Very attractive!!! E.g. to meet a man on the street, looking like he woke up in a dumpster that morning with he's ripped- never washed jeans, t-shirt, preferably a big beard, sunglasses and some "casual shoes" would be a true treasure of the day for a dumpster diver! (tattoos are often plus).
-Oh my goood!!!.... Did you just see that dude over there!?
-Dude, he was like homeless I think....
-Oh... Don't know if I care though!
-You are such a dumpster diver!
-Dude, he was like homeless I think....
-Oh... Don't know if I care though!
-You are such a dumpster diver!
by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010
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Get the Pull a Pat mug.The handicap many women suffer from due to their role in Society. As women have been expected to be more 'emotional' creatures and talk alot, they have developed more advanced emotional and social skills.
However, this to the level of sometimes making Everything more complicated than it really is.
However, this to the level of sometimes making Everything more complicated than it really is.
- She: So Iv'e been thinking... it would be nice to spend more time together... well not ALL the time because that might cause us to get tired of each other, but you know more... Like then we could prioritize other things too if we would want... I mean of course!... Not that I mean that we should make each other LESS important!... And I'd like to eat breakfast with you more often, not like a GRAND breakfast like EVERY day, but just eat together... maybe... If we're not in a hurry somewhere..!! I'm not saying we should get Too comfortable just because we are spending more time but it could be a good thing... I underdstand there is some mixed feelings in this all, but if I think of it, I'd might like that... what do you think?....
- He: ....? Think about?
- She: Ok FINE, you don't feel like I do.... Fuck you, we're DONE!
- He: What?!
- Friend: Dude... what's wrong with you? She just said that she wanted to move in with you and you said you didn't!!!
- He: WHAT part of ALL That said so?
- Friend: That WHOLE thing said so!!.... it's called femaletardness, she didn't mean to confuse you! Jeez, READ. BETWEEN. THE. LINES, SON!!!
- He: ....? Think about?
- She: Ok FINE, you don't feel like I do.... Fuck you, we're DONE!
- He: What?!
- Friend: Dude... what's wrong with you? She just said that she wanted to move in with you and you said you didn't!!!
- He: WHAT part of ALL That said so?
- Friend: That WHOLE thing said so!!.... it's called femaletardness, she didn't mean to confuse you! Jeez, READ. BETWEEN. THE. LINES, SON!!!
by Twocolorsocks November 9, 2011
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