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1. pull the goalie
Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.
My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.
2. pull the goalie
Canadian term for masturbation.
After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"
by breakwall Jan 14, 2005 add a video
3. pull the goalie
To masterbate
Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno
by Dan May 11, 2003 add a video
4. Pull the goalie
When you blow your load on your partners face to form a jizz "goalie mask".
There was 1 minute left, I was about to cum in her ass but instead I HAD to pull the goalie!
5. pull the goalie
remove a woman's maxi pad or tampon before you stick yo' junk up in that cootchie
Trisha had her friend flo, but I stll pulled the goalie and taxed that twat. Then I showered.
by DD Jan 11, 2004 add a video
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