pukesthetic 

The opposite of Aesthetic. The content of the "Aesthetic" makes you want to puke.

"This girl cut her lip and took a photo of it for her tumblr aesthetic but it totally was pukesthetic."

pukesthetic by Amizzleeee March 4, 2017

PukeStripe

To land a patch of vomit down the side of ones vehicle. May contain but not limited to corn, fast food, funky pickle pizza, 711 sub chunks, beer, alcohol in general.(may peel paint)And comes in a variaty of colours.

Mainly seen on vehicles which are in the possesion of (again not limited) drunkards between the ages of 14 - 40ish. Any make

PukeStripes are not Bitchn

PukeStripes are not Funny unless it's your buddies car

PukeStripe by Willis Magee February 21, 2009

piketty 

v. to fill in missing data with a wild-ass guess; to reconcile a deficiency in data by making shit up that gives you the result you desire.

Named after celebrity economist Thomas Piketty, who filled in the gaps in his argument by making up numbers and passing them off as historical data.

I forgot to save my receipts for that meal, so I'll just piketty the expense report, claim it was $1000, and take a vacation with the difference.

I guess I should've studied for that test more. I pikettied half the answers.

piketty by wealthinequality November 1, 2014

Paketti 

The way the dope fresh nation PvPeeps says Spaghetti.

Jeana: Hey saaan what are you ordering for dinner tonight?

Jesse: MEATBALLS AND PAKETTI! SAAAN!

Paketti by chalk1 January 23, 2013

Sam Puckett 

A character from the television sitcom iCarly. The ex-girlfriend of Freddie Benson and best friend of Carly Shay. She is aggressive and can beat anyone up, even a professional MMA fighter (See: Skull Crusher)

Sam Puckett: *hits Freddie on the head*
Freddie: *after getting up* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
Sam: Don’t tell me what to do *hits him again*

Sam Puckett by Seddie!!! November 17, 2020

pukeitanglia 

A conditon by which any body hair becomes tangled and or matted when contaminated with vomit and then allowed to dry.

It's a shame no one would hold her hair when she was puking. The pukeitanglia is making it stand straight up!

pukeitanglia by Felatio Do Good April 2, 2010

puketard 

A person who is so stupid, they make you want to vomit.

I just watched "Jersey Shore." Now I despair for the human race. As far as the eye can see, nothing but puketards.

puketard by Maxhole July 15, 2011