Puff, puff, pass.

The golden rule for pot smokers everywhere. It simply means to take two hits of the joint, bong, blunt, or bowl and then pass it to the next person.

Hey man, quit hitting that. Puff, puff, pass.

Puff, puff, pass. by Kilroy G. August 1, 2006

Puff, puff, peace! 

When you hang around only to smoke, and become high, and then immediately leave to either go home or do whatever. Doesn't matter if you supplied the weed or not.

Annie hung around long enough to get chink eyed then grabbed her keys and left, total puff, puff, peace!

Puff, puff, peace! by West End Girl September 10, 2010

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

Pity puff 

The pity puff is the last toke of a joint. It is presented to the next person in the circle as a consolation offer. Usually it is the least tasteful part of the joint and also the hottest part to smoke. It is therefore offered as a "pity" toke, or "puff".

"There were too many people smoking on one joint, all I got was the pity puff."

Pity puff by CrazyEef August 22, 2012

puff n pooh 

Illicit cigarette smoking
v. To sneak out for a cigarette, whilst throwing a ball to your dog Winnie.

I had to sneak out for a puff n pooh...
n. got any puff n poohs?

puff n pooh by Jeffrey Jingles December 9, 2012

puff-piece

A newspaper article or mention in a television or radio show praising a product/service/individual, usually sponsored or written by the manufacturer or seller of the product/service. Always downplays failures and competitors and exaggerates and hypes up the plus points.

That article was clearly a puff-piece! We shouldn't give it much weight in our decision.

puff-piece by lifenstein January 29, 2015

Scooty Puff Jr.

Fry's defective getaway vehicle from the infosphere and the giant brains. It was given to him by Nibbler. There is also Scooty Puff Sr. "The Doombringer"

Outrun the blast on your Scooty Puff Jr.

Scooty Puff Jr. by letithappen88 August 31, 2016